Rate this mightily confusing bowl o’ healthy stuff

Caesar Salad that I had after coming home from a long day at work made all the more stressful by severe delays on the Northern Line

Yeah, it serves two but I didn’t care. I dared to dream and in doing so I tasted a bowl of near perfection. It was bloody lovely I must say and when you consider that all you have to do is just open several packets in a certain order and dole out the contents in one place, this seemingly boring plate of food really comes into it’s own. So it’s easy to use, fine. But what do you get for your money?

A good helping of grated Parmesan, some dressing and a generous handful of croûtons to go with a sumptuous selection of green stuff which I can only assume is a concoction of various types of lettuce. I thought I would have to continue to raid my cupboard or refrigerator in search of other bits and pieces to quell my hunger, such was the filling factor of just a bowl of salad. But I was wrong! I couldn’t have asked for more of this wonderful stuff, it’s just a shame that in eating it I managed to cover my face in dressing due to my stubbornness in not wanting to use a knife to cut the mouthfuls down to size, so happy was I in simply forcing an entire lettuce in my mouth.

After all that I’ve got a weird after-taste. This may be the beer from earlier but then again it may not. This salad has left me full, healthy and slightly confused about what the hell has happened over the past few hours.

Rated: 5 out of 7