Rate this gloriously ridiculous and violent rollercoaster

January 19, 2008

Shoot ‘Em Up (dir. Michael Davis, 2007)

Bang! Bang! Kapow! Peow! Bang! Bang! Bang! Pew! Peow! Pow! Bang! Crash! Bang! Kerblam!Bang! Bang! Boooooom! Bang! Carrot! Baby! Bang! Bang! Bang! Paul Giamatti! Bang! Stab! Stab! Stab! Clive Owen! Bang! Bang! Bang! Crash! Screeeeech! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Monica Bellucci! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Relentless! Bang! Bang! Bang! Kerpow! Director! Michael Davis! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Conspiracy! Bang! Bang! Bang! Intrigue! Crash! Boom! KaPOW! Bang! Bang! Bang! Guns! Bang! Bang! Bang! Lots of guns! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! *click* click* click* click*

*reloads laptop*

Bang! Bang! Car chases! Bang! Bang! Stunts! Kerpow! Bang! Bang! Bang! Ridiculously violent! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Rated: 6 out of 7

Entry Filed under: film. Tags: bang!, guns, hilarious, lots of guns, maybe the tags say more than the review, so many guns, vague semblance of a plot, violent, yes i did have a beer or two when i watched the film.

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